Two finger tap dance

A rhythmic form of vaginal stimulation involving the pointer and middle finger. This can be performed on ones self or done to a willing partner. While this may be used to refer to the simple act of fingering, it more specifically describes a palm upwards technique. This approach differs from the standard "come hither" goto g-spot stimulater by way of independent finger movement.

ex 1 : Ralph: "She was like going to explode when I was giving her the two finger tap dance."

ex 2: Joe: "Aww man Susie said she just wanted to stay in and chill alone tonight."
Robert: "Ohh dude don't worry she probably just has to do the ol two finger tap dance."

ex 3: Dan: "Sometimes I question if my partner enjoys the two finger tap dance."

by Stickyfingwrs February 16, 2010

Jesus tap dancing christ

instead of using the word"Jesus christ!"you would use "Jesus tap dancing christ!"

Jesus tap dancing christ you smell bad.

by kenny bachman April 4, 2010

drinks from the warm tap

Derogatory expression for one who is homosexual

Yeah, he drinks from the warm tap...

by Olddog2007 October 1, 2007

Horseshoe Wrap With A Triangle Tap

An otherwise hairless woman who, when naked, reveals a large path of hair from top of the ass crack, up through the front of the crotch, ending in a gigantic bush.

Steve: that woman is beautiful.
Mike: Not even. Look at that horseshoe wrap with a triangle tap. DISGUSTING.

by Wife of Custos December 23, 2008

Cap it before you tap it

To use a condom before engaging in sexual intercourse.

Friend: Dude, I hope you Cap it before you tap it. She looked nasty.

Lucky Joe: Hell ya, dude! No STDs for me!

by Zeak April 1, 2008

wrap it before you tap it

Putting on a condom before douching it out on a girl.

phil-Did you wrap it before you tap it?
bob-hell naw, she let me go solo!
phil-damn, douching it out on jenn.

by zOMGitzNIK December 29, 2010

tap that like a maple tree

the term "tap that like a maple tree" means that you want to "tap that" (slap that, touch that, get that...etc) as you would tap a maple tree for syrup (goodness). used to express desire towards a person, place, thing, goat...etc.

((an attractive person walks by))

you say to yourself, your friend, or the lonely-looking street cone, "damn, i wanna tap that like a maple tree!!"

by becca May 25, 2004