The Act of strapping a dildo to the front of your car, and ramming it into the anus of another person from behind.
by Bob statutory December 30, 2020
Get the Shannon Butt Surprisemug. Standing on ones head naked while putting one foot on either side of the door frame. Whoever answers the door receives the upside down surprise of a dong to the mouth.
by theyellowsupremacist March 31, 2015
Get the Upside Down Surprisemug. A surprise social gathering where a small group of people walk around a college dorm with a strobe light and a boom box going into random rooms where people (who are preferably studying, sleeping, talking to their mom on the phone, or getting it on) are in, once everyone is in the room you proceed with the steps as follows:
1. Shut door and lock it
2. Turn off the lights
3. Plug the strobe light in
4. Blast the music
5. Dance
1. Shut door and lock it
2. Turn off the lights
3. Plug the strobe light in
4. Blast the music
5. Dance
"You look traumatized, what happened?"
"A bunch of people came in here and had a surprise dance party."
"That sounds like fun."
"Not for me, it was like they raped me with dance and fun."
"A bunch of people came in here and had a surprise dance party."
"That sounds like fun."
"Not for me, it was like they raped me with dance and fun."
by TonguePlease March 2, 2010
Get the Surprise Dance Partymug. when you are banging out a chick in your old boyhood room, have a buddy hide in the closet as He-Man. when she climaxes, have him run out, axe over his head and yell "by the power of grey-skull". dont worry it wont be too weird
by Lawyer Greg July 28, 2009
Get the He-man surprisemug. When a man or a woman defecates on a double scooping of Rocky Road Ice-cream and a fudge nut brownie topped with purée beershit. Microwave for 90 seconds. Serve with love!
Sally was on her rag and demanded her husband Lloyd bring her a fresh Hot Chocolate Surprise. Upon consumption, Sally's cramps subsided. Lloyd ran for towels.
by RatBass May 11, 2010
Get the Hot Chocolate Surprisemug. Having a female sit on your face, expecting to perform cunnilingus on her, only to have her suddenly defecate on/in your mouth before robbing you of your wallet and fleeing the scene. Named after the New York Borough that popularized the practice.
Yo, Tony? Did you hear what happened to Joe the other night? That hoe from the bar gave him a Staten Island Surprise.
by Bumpy Dallas March 18, 2010
Get the Staten Island Surprisemug. The act of puking in somebody's butthole and furiously ejaculating on the vomit forming a chunky creamy mixture .
"She was down for some anal so I gave her a cream corn surprise."
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ass food cleveland steamer vomit feces hoe anal poop fetish the cream corn surprise
by Shitcakedasshairs July 4, 2016
Get the The cream corn surprisemug.