dad fuck

It’s Andrew

My dad fuck my mum

by Dad fuck November 17, 2019

Your Dad

A non-existent thing. Other people have one, but you don't. Besides your dad might be the Lorax or Antione Castillo.

Person: My dad took me camping.
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)

by Cocksucker96 February 1, 2023

Dad 23000

This is a tactic usually pulled off by fauthers in which permanently leaving their kids "to get milk"

Damnnnnn Bobby Karen just pulled the dad 23000!!!

by yee yee bro January 13, 2021

Dad the chad

is a dad who is a total chad

Dad the chad aka mark Dornath

by Chad kylie December 10, 2020

Dads-Principal

Super funny, thicc as hell, and thinks 69 is funny number

Dang Dads-Principal is looking dummy thicc today I’d smash

by Poopoobutt420 April 28, 2020

josh's dad

gone

person1 , "Im going to go get milk"
person2 , "Ok, just don't be a josh's dad"

by Have you seen my dad ? November 12, 2019

Spoons Dad

Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.

"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"

"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".

by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022