The fact that Roman families literally ate their own children as their "Saturnalia Feasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in the titular god of agriculture, Saturn.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.
Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.
Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
Citizens of Rome, hear me now! Just as those distant peoples—whom we shall name "Americans"—will, in the fullness of time, some two thousand five hundred years hence, engage in such folly, so too do we, the sons and daughters of this great Empire, partake in mirth and jest. Yet, what they will one day call their own, we have already named and perfected. Behold, it is called *Ludus Imperii Romani*—The Roman Empire Roast Game!
In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
by The Gallagher April 7, 2025
Get the The Roman Empire Roast Gamemug. When a guy is fucking his cousin doggystyle and the girl is giving her brother a blowjob and the guys are thumb wrestling on her back
by Joey782 March 26, 2021
Get the Mississippi Pig roastmug. don't get roasts from yt.
their just embarassing to use them on any website just make your own don't be killing people by roasting them 😉
their just embarassing to use them on any website just make your own don't be killing people by roasting them 😉
'' same person : ROASTED! ''
''same person : oh your roasted, I'm sorry -
'' another person '' : no no, it's okay I get bullied!
''the same person'' : no I was gonna say your trash so I can't roast you... It'll be kinda bad for the enviroment !
'' the same another person '' : .....
that was from YT
caught in 4k trying to roast someone
''same person : oh your roasted, I'm sorry -
'' another person '' : no no, it's okay I get bullied!
''the same person'' : no I was gonna say your trash so I can't roast you... It'll be kinda bad for the enviroment !
'' the same another person '' : .....
that was from YT
caught in 4k trying to roast someone
by beachxxvibing 🙄 October 9, 2021
Get the roastmug. by rorysagimp February 19, 2022
Get the pill-roastmug. by Oooo killem August 21, 2017
Get the roasted handsmug. Jimmy: Man, the Ravens are out there getting roasted toasted and buttered
Kent: Yeah they're really dying out there
Kent: Yeah they're really dying out there
by E.M.V.J.J April 2, 2019
Get the roasted toasted and butteredmug. An extremely abundant labia of the female pudendum which, when observed, looks almost identical to a well-loaded roast beef sandwich from your local sandwich shop or delicatessen. Some people are fans of the roast queef sandwich, others are of the opinion that less is more and that too much of a good thing can be a bad thing.
Oh man, I went back to her place and when I slipped off her panties, she had a total roast queef sandwich. I didn't mind but I did make me hungry for some Arby's on the way home!
by schweddy balls April 10, 2020
Get the Roast Queef Sandwichmug.