warped puppy

Midwestern term used by wives to describe dumb husbands.

Kevin is such a warped puppy.

by Pepethexlown December 24, 2020

Abandoned Puppy

A sexual act in where one partner looks upset and the other partner never comes.

I was trying to satisfy her needs but came short, felt like an Abandoned puppy cause I was sad and she never came.

by HahaThisguy28r February 14, 2025

puppy dogging

When an employee follows a manager around like a puppy dog to avoid work or claim they don’t know what to do or how to do it.

George followed his boss around asking what he should be doing. He is said to be puppy dogging

by wordworm92 December 10, 2013

puppy popper

An ATF agent who loves to kill dogs in the homes of rightful gu owner

Agent 1: hey remember so and so.
Agent 2: yeah I remember so and so,he was the puppy popper.

by The crazy ass junkie April 1, 2023

Cringe Puppy

A puppy or canine creature that is very cute and a bit silly sometimes.

"This dog is a cringe puppy."

by Spikystring Snuffle April 13, 2024

Gush Puppies

Followers of ChettyTok

Chetttayyyyy!! So many gush puppies came up to you today on your vision walk to Toastique! Let’s rip 511!

by ChettyTok March 25, 2025

Puppy

A cover-up word for "Pussy." Comes from trying to text "Pussy" in WORD on cell phones.

Dave is being a lil puppy and won't go out tonight.

Jenna is a puppy.

Aright I'm bein' out, later puppies.

by Tall Greg January 9, 2011