A male (regardless of sexual orientation) who is obsessed with looking at the genitals of other men in the locker room in order to compare his endowment with theirs.
Hombre 1: Dude, what's up with that guy who was staring at my unit?
Hombre 2: Don't worry about it man, 24 Hour Fitness is full of package checkers.
Hombre 2: Don't worry about it man, 24 Hour Fitness is full of package checkers.
by daverpdxq May 24, 2007
Get the package checker mug.The female form of masturbation. Where you would say "whacking it, jacking off, etc." for a male, you would say "packing her picnic basket" for a female.
Last night, Jenny was in her room, packing a picnic basket.
Melanie always packs her picnic basket to pictures of Orlando Bloom.
Melanie always packs her picnic basket to pictures of Orlando Bloom.
by ConsuelaBananahammock March 3, 2009
Get the Packing a Picnic Basket mug."we were going at it the other night, and I did'nt even know if he was IN or not!!! What a Pack O Certs!"
by iloveus April 24, 2009
Get the Pack O Certs mug.Tom: Hey Justin what are you doing this friday?
Justin: I ussually have a date for friday but i dont this week. So I guess I'm Packing the Meat friday night.
Tom: Have fun.
Justin: Ohhh I will.
Justin: I ussually have a date for friday but i dont this week. So I guess I'm Packing the Meat friday night.
Tom: Have fun.
Justin: Ohhh I will.
by Pack the meat everyday! August 21, 2009
Get the Packing the Meat mug.v. Shitting ones pants. Australian slang. Commonly used to describe a state of immense terror, said terror either figuratively or literally leading one to involuntarily empty ones bowels directly into whatever trousers one may be currently wearing. Experienced by most persons at some unfortunate moment in life, this temporary affliction can be both hilarious and horrifying to onlookers.
"Mate, my Met Regional is tomorrow afternoon, and my voice has been funky for weeks. I'm packing dacks."
"Dude, are you sure it's not the Raspberry Chia kombucha you destroyed yesterday evening with dinner?"
"Oh, yeah, that's probably it."
"Dude, are you sure it's not the Raspberry Chia kombucha you destroyed yesterday evening with dinner?"
"Oh, yeah, that's probably it."
by Antipodean Windbag February 11, 2017
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Get the Jelly pack mug.The proton pack is a fictional piece of equipment (Prop )used by the Ghostbusters in every episodes , film and comic books , it is what makes the Ghostbusters what they are .
Proton packs are essencially nuclearaccelerators that are used to accelerate particles also known as Particle throwers .
The particles create an energy stream or ribbon used to catch ghosts , it does not trap them only direct them to the ghost trap witch is emptiend in the containment unitinside the Ghostbusters firehouse headquarter basement .
Important to note that particle stream or ribbons should not be crossed or enter in contact with each other because the results could be catastrophic according the Egon Spengler in the first movie , yet in the 2009 Ghostbusters game simply cause some painful thingling to the characters .
In the 2009 games it is also noted that the packs can be upgraded with slime thrower and other types of energy beams to help the Ghostbusters cope with different kinds of spooks .
Note that in the pilot episodes of The real ghostbuster the ecto 1 have a particle thrower canon mounted on a seat on the hearse roof witch can also be seen in the toy version of Kenner , and in the DS version , the only one you can actually control the ecto 1A you can use a similar particle thrower .
Proton packs are essencially nuclearaccelerators that are used to accelerate particles also known as Particle throwers .
The particles create an energy stream or ribbon used to catch ghosts , it does not trap them only direct them to the ghost trap witch is emptiend in the containment unitinside the Ghostbusters firehouse headquarter basement .
Important to note that particle stream or ribbons should not be crossed or enter in contact with each other because the results could be catastrophic according the Egon Spengler in the first movie , yet in the 2009 Ghostbusters game simply cause some painful thingling to the characters .
In the 2009 games it is also noted that the packs can be upgraded with slime thrower and other types of energy beams to help the Ghostbusters cope with different kinds of spooks .
Note that in the pilot episodes of The real ghostbuster the ecto 1 have a particle thrower canon mounted on a seat on the hearse roof witch can also be seen in the toy version of Kenner , and in the DS version , the only one you can actually control the ecto 1A you can use a similar particle thrower .
by P.A. 037 February 6, 2010
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