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What the Egg?

A classy alternative to the phrase "What the Hell/Fuck".
Jane:"I can't believe he left me at the restaurant!"
Annette:"What the Egg? What an asshole."
by Overlord_Manta April 29, 2022
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Egg-sucker

Someone really old, past their age.
That guy is an old egg-sucker, it doesn’t matter what he thinks.
by Targathia November 11, 2020
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pineapple eggs

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP "PINEAPPLE EGGS" THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!!!!!!!!!!!
pineapple eggs is eggs with pineapples inside
by pineapple eggs November 29, 2016
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Quail Eggs

Used when someone’s joke has gone on too long and isn’t funny anymore. It’s perfect because it’s obscure enough for people to ask what it means.
My friend was making a joke the other day but it was so long and boring I had to say “quail eggs”. But they didn’t get the hint and I ended up saying “quail eggs” three different times before they shut up.
by Yellow Hoodie August 9, 2023
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egg trick

A very rare party trick that includes an egg being balanced on the tip of ones penis.
Person 1: WOW! Do you see Steve showing off his egg trick with grandma Faberge egg?

Person 2: Yeah dude! Steve's a fucking animal! All hail the king of the egg trick, amiright?
by Icy K April 4, 2016
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yogurt eggs

Yogurt Eggs is when you eat an egg dipped in yogurt and then putting your dicc in the shell and then cumming inside.
by killermaid February 27, 2017
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Egg Shart

An Egg Shart is someone who smells like rotten egg. Not any old rotten egg though, an egg that has been sitting at the bottom of your neighbor's feet. It smells like they have just had explosive diarrhea and sharted out 10,000 year old eggs that have been sitting in there guts for weeks. The egg shart has a special sloppy texture, that feels wet and juicy if you were to sit down. AN EGG SHART IS ALSO A SAYING TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE.
I actually cannot, Dave was being such an absolute egg shart to me yesterday
Maya smells so much like an egg shart, everyone stay away!
by grobatron October 12, 2021
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