Mac'n Off

To masturbate to Apple products vigorously.

God dammit Papin. Quit Mac'n off!

by suitemates 123 May 16, 2012

Ham off

When two individuals go hard as a motherfucker against eachother in a face off of true drunken/drugged skill.

Yo, Dalton, HAM OFF THIS WEEKEND BRO?
TOTALLY man, you won't even be able to handle it.

by stare November 6, 2011

Dudin' off

Just males doing male things;

Why is Jamal drop kicking our ferns? Ahh, he's just dudin' off.

by Zoeseph Boxer July 10, 2017

Zaching off

When a friend beats his meat and nuts on your blanket

My friend came over and started zaching off on my couch

by Pussyfoot69 August 17, 2017

rip off

A rip off is a lesser, inferior imitation of something

My sister is a rip off of me.

by bjdythhjgfdgtrssrgsjggffdjhgtd February 22, 2019

Shirk-off

The act of masturbating with shit

Sherminator was giving anal, and couldn't climax. He decided to pull out and use the shit on his dick to shirk-off on his partners ass

by Dirtysailors December 16, 2018

RIP’d off

To get ripped off ad infinitum unto a timely death.

Her: Those maligned salesmen, they would’ve left that poor guy for dead!!
Him: Really?! Sounds like he’s been getting RIP’d off then…

by @surrealRenegade420 January 12, 2019