The paradox concluding that a penis, shielded from view by a pair of pants, shorts, skirt, etc. and is unobserved is both large and small at the same time.
by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010
1. (noun) an individual who takes a peek at the male genitalia of others, often in a locker room setting or while using urinals
by Mutari October 13, 2007
The Basketball game was such a penis Carnival no girls at all.
Penis Carnival dude time to mess you up.
Penis Carnival dude time to mess you up.
by Juan A August 20, 2008
The distinctive vacuous look on a gay man's face when they are desparately looking for the next fuck. Usually the eyes are wide opened and the lips slightly pouted. You can see from a mile that they can't wait to have a big cock up their arses, or in their mouths. In severe cases, the subject will develop a slight tremor or hiccups when a potential target approaches.
Daffid said to his best friend Ross. "If you continue to look for slutty boyz to fuck, you'll end up having an empty life with penis eyes on your puss."
Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!
Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!
by Lulu Thompson December 10, 2007
When someone has big wrinkly balls like a rat while also having a long and thin pee pee that is very soft yet flexible.
by Skasix November 08, 2016
by Master of chundy May 16, 2018