Date Munchies

When you're horny and looking to fuck but pick the first opportunity instead of waiting for the good ones, resulting in less desirable results.

To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.

"Bro, I totally had the Date Munchies last night, she was a total Butterface once I came."
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"

by Douchebag1111111111111111109 March 29, 2017

MOMMY MUNCHIES

Weird women / girl, I dont know what she is but she is a great friend. Actually retarded but sometimes makes up for it by making an excuse to piss. Literally 10 minutes into a movie and it will always be an, "I NEED TO FUCKING PISS." An actual pisswad but she is a really great friend. Not good to watch movies with. Never bring to an movie theather. (Trust me) Has a cousin that loves to make videos about his brother's room and attics. MOMMY MUNCHIES will always be an weird person and will always love to piss or make new excuses. But she is the true meaing of being an Weirdo.

I just pulled an MOMMY MUNCHIES, I went to piss after ten minutes into a movie. Hahahah

by HandleBars5000 April 4, 2022

Munchkey

Munchkey - a derogatory term for someone who is a cross between an annoying munchkin and a monkey (similar to humans, but without language and clear strategic thought). Ethically neutral until mobilised by someone with greater intelligence to good - or bad - purpose. Inspired by the Wizard of Oz characters.

The extremists have got the munchkeys all upset on Facebook.

by Dina Diva December 16, 2014

munchival

The break in between the pengest munch

I has a munchival during Christmas dinner

by Zohaz December 25, 2018

munching moocher

Your friend who almost always has no money and will try to mooch a few fries or a bite of your meal

Olivia was always a munching moocher and eventually no one would sit with her at lunch

by von groovy May 4, 2019

Muncie Juice

Gatorade Container filled to the brim with 2 handles of green apple skol, a few four-lokos and a fuck ton of Arnold Palmer.

Tom always starts telling me how hot the chicks he's banged are after a few cups of Muncie Juice.

by Michiganfan1 December 10, 2020

Muncie

Shithole college town located about an hour northeast of Indianapolis. Muncie offers a bizarre population of Ball State students intermixed with redneck crackheads, similar to Lafayette. Make sure that you always wear steel-toed boots when walking through Muncie, as the streets and sidewalks are littered with used heroin needles. After clearing that minefield, you may be able to admire the assortment of abandoned homes, dilapidated facilities, and dated roads that Muncie has to offer.

Chet: “Dude, I just got accepted to Ball State! ‘Funcie’ is about to be so live!

O’Doyle: “You mean Muncie? The used toilet paper of Indiana? Watch out for stray heroin needles my man.

by Bra55Flam1ngo July 14, 2021