Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.

Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely

by Skinana January 9, 2021

Muff Cabbage

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It's a Jersey thing

Dude, what's muff cabbage?

It's a Jersey thing

by absolutepower October 18, 2010

muff hound

the male version of a fag hag. a male, who hangs out with a gaggle of lesbians.

Say hi to Danny, he's our muff hound.

by andrew junior March 12, 2020

eggy muff

Eggy muff is Erin's vagina

Erin has a eggy muff

by Pussyegg May 2, 2018

Muff dive

To muff dive, to muff dive is the act of a male or female(lesbian) performing cunnilingus on another female. When the male or female is performing the act of cunnilingus on their partner their mouth is busy therefore it is muffled.

(Suzanne and Amy were discussing their sexual libido and child birth)
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.

Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.

by Jay & Jane June 28, 2023

Go south on a dirty muff

When things just get really bad...

I was talking to a 10, when her 1.5 of a friend came over and cockblocked me...from there things would pretty much go south on a dirty muff...

by SELNC January 20, 2020

Muff Berries

Second or third generation of pubic lice eggs being formed as a result of condition being left untreated.

Ex. 1: Shannon, I just got one of your muff berries in my mouth. Alton Brown would say "That's not good eats!"

Ex. 2: Chris, there are three muff berries in my drink; are they yours? <nods> That's not kosher, bitch!

by dj.wav May 16, 2006