Mile…Mile and a half

1. A hiker’s response to “How much further?”
2. It’s always further than 1.5 miles

“this incline is absolutely fucked, how much further do we have?”

*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”

by dxtros June 11, 2025

fein mile

taking a blinker and running for as long as possible

i’m so winded after my fein mile

by amandaahrens February 2, 2024

Miles

A very queer man.

That guy over there must be Miles, look at how gay he is!

by Pandabanker September 17, 2020

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

mile high salute

1. If you decide to throw away something that was mildly special to you at one point.

2. If the broncos score a touchdown.

1. I think it's time that we gave your old volcano science fair project the mile high salute.

2. TOUCHDOWN BRONCOS! Mile High Salute!

by wspeer January 25, 2018

Mile

Mile is a kind of spot in the ass, a real sweet spot. Mile has a kind heart and loves alcohol poisoning.

I am a Mile

by BigDaddySheesh July 25, 2021

Miles

w

Miles is w

by anonymous February 13, 2023