Wheel-in-law

When a bro or good friend of yours is continuously flirting with a girl, that girl becomes your wheel in law.

My good friend's flirt is my wheel-in-law

by Nedra7141 June 10, 2013

Tobys Law

When you fuck up so bad you profit from it.

Jon destroys an $81,000 truck and gets a raise out of it.

Fred: that’s some Tobys Law shit right there.

by IamVGamer September 4, 2020

Snowball's Law

Like Godwin's law, but with Orwell instead of Hitler.

As an online discussion grows longer and more heated, the probability of a comparison involving the literature of George Orwell approaches 1.

Named after a character in Animal Farm.

What budget little prick invoked Snowball's law this time?

by rayparlourscurlingirons June 10, 2020

The Bards Law

A "Dungeons and Dragons" Law the states

1: It doesn't matter who or what you are. You WILL be fucked!
2: If it can be fucked it WILL be fucked!

DM: you all enter the chamber and you see dragon sleeping on a

Bard: I would like to invoke The Bards Law.
Everyone: *Facepalm*

by DShipReck November 8, 2021

law of ninjism

This law states that any who become a ninja remain a ninja. More specifically if you become a ninja in a video game, real life, or other you remain a ninja. This means it crosses over into your. actual life.

According to the law of ninjism, that is so a ninja.

by TimePeradox99 May 17, 2014

Law Cadet

A person neither trained nor qualified in law who, having had a brief acquaintance with some legal matter or other, professes him or herself an expert on all things legal.

"I didn't realise Adam was a lawyer."
"He isn't. He just got sued. Suddenly he's Justinian."
"Ah, another Law Cadet!. Great!"

by Sataneyes February 6, 2022

Benya’s law

Fuck the haters & just keep breathing | Fick die Hasser & Atmen Sie weiter

benya’s law

by SkittlesBenya November 30, 2018