medium j

a smart ass asshole with curly hair

A medium j would say whatever you say doesn't matter.

by krazedhatchetgrl December 5, 2004

J-Loid

A woman who resembles Jennifer Lopez, especially on TV.

Any chick that looks that much like Jennifer Lopez has to be called a J-Loid!

by Burt Maass March 13, 2008

J Captain

The captain of j cats (jail/prison term for a mentally unstable person).

"look at all those j cats in front of that house. The one with no shirt on is the J Captain!"

"your so dumb wtf! J Captain over here!"

j cat j captain mental insane 51/50

by Crisk0ch August 30, 2012

Loo-J

To receive a blow-job in a bathroom.

Dude I just went to the bathroom and this chick followed me and I totally got a Loo-J.

by LaWale Sampson June 10, 2011

j space

An area dedicated solely to the purpose of Jerking off.

Q: What could they have possibly done in that closet which would make a cable outlet useful?

A: It was probably once used as a j space.

by j-ing off on my day off July 10, 2013

j-squat

A ridiculously obnoxious person. Someone you can't stand to be around due to an abnormally large annoyance factor.

Guy: Dude what is that j-squat doing at my party?

by ebd3 July 29, 2009

J Knockout

A one-hit knockout that occurs at the end of a J Fight.

That J Knockout ended this long J Fight!

by Obamazing December 31, 2009