Irish Thanksgiving

Boston Market and a 12 pack of Guinness for Thanksgiving.

Im tired of hanging out with the in-laws and/or friends for Thanksgiving. I think I'll have an Irish Thanksgiving this year.

by Dr. Raoul Duke March 31, 2009

Irish People Time

An inability to leave the house, making one chronically late for everything. Affliciting almost exclusively the Irish population. In large groups, it becomes a disease, taking hours to leave the house as people have to constantly go back in to get keys, re-straighten their hair, change shoes, check that the D.V.R. is recording, etc.
Also known as IPT.

"Dude, why were you so late last night?"

All of the O'Connor clan came to the party. Can you imagine 19 people on Irish People Time trying to leave the house at once?

by hp0417 September 17, 2012

Irish Nose

The bloodying of your nose after eating out a girls asshole and sticking your nose in her vagina while she is menstruating.

Peter was sucking a fart out of his girls asshole while fucking her bloody vagina with his nose which resulted in an IRISH NOSE!

by Mr. French, Matty P., Poc February 12, 2009

Irish Rainbow Chug

The act of eating all the cereal pieces out of your lucky charms and then downing all the marshmellows at once.

Im eating lucky charms. Im going for an Irish Rainbow Chug.

by tadpoleguy September 1, 2010

Irish fire drill

The Irish fire drill is an alternate performance of the Chinese fire drill, in which one member of the traveling party exits the vehicle (while stopped at a light or in traffic), urinates, and then returns to the vehicle.

Connor: Come on guys, I really have to pee.
Sully: We're already late, just perform an Irish fire drill.
Connor: *leaves car, urinates on road shoulder, returns to car*

by TheSpaceman August 15, 2010

Irish rusty trombone

When someone licks you ass while jerking you off and tickling your balls with their eyelashes at the same time

Dude. He gave me a Irish rusty trombone and I came all over his pillow.

by J Daddy 2020 October 16, 2020

Hot Irish Stephen

Also called an 'Irish coffee', this maneuver involves a a creamy load being shot atop a regular 'hot carl'

"I thought the shitting part was the worst, but I was wrong...it was a hot irish Stephen"

by EPs Farewell Gift September 21, 2011