knob-skin

an annoying or frustrating person, somebody who is useless

You complete and utter knob-skin!

by ShaunS27 October 14, 2007

skin sunglasses

When the woman has been told twice... see wimminz patch.

Dave's wife didn't have breakfast ready so he packed her a pear of skin sunglasses to take to work.

by pepperham June 7, 2010

sperm skin

When your so fucking white, that you blind others with your mayonnaise ass skin.

Damn, your nickname should be sperm skin because you look like Howie from The Bench Warmers.

by Cum basket November 23, 2016

Skin Tornando

Rectum, back end, etc...

My skin tornando itches.

by Jesse Beltran August 8, 2006

Beer Skin

The extra weight you gain on an extended beer binge. Not the water weight you put on during a long weekend, but the soft demeanor of your "bod" after weeks of steady hop consumption and neglect of your usual exercise routine.

It's not fat, it's not chub, it's beer skin.

by CapitanoRedBeard August 22, 2011

Skin Cake

When a vagina is so loose it looks like a birthday cake

Hannah: Wanna go screw ????
Bob: Bitch please that pussy is a skin cake!!!

by Otta Beef King May 9, 2013

skin the chicken

Male masturbation so vigerous and violent, you rub the skin off. Eventually using blood as lubrication.

"Careful bro, you don't wanna skin the chicken. I haven't been able to rub one out since"

by Toxicbullet73 October 1, 2015