Houdini

To fuck a girl in the ass, near a window.
A friend of yours hides under the bed nearby.
You tell the girl you're going to pull out for a moment.
You're friend takes your place behind the girl.
You exit the building, and walk around so that you're visible from the window.
you wave to the girl from outside who (if timed correctly) will be reaching orgasm.

Guy: Hey man, i need your help.
Friend: What's up?
Guy: I want to Houdini my girl.
Friend: Yeah, I'll help you!
Guy: I can't wait to see her face!

by Austin Peirce January 11, 2008

Hondy

A band and self titled song. "Hondy (No Access)" Was Hondy's biggest hit in 1996/1997. Featuring mainly on dance remix albums of the year. Became part of the music culture of the time almost without people realising.

Have you heard that tune by Hondy? I loves it!

by digi_static September 22, 2008

The Houdini

To quote Joe: "The Houdini is when you're doing a chick from behind and then you stop and spit on her back so she thinks you're done and then when she turns around you cum on her face and yell 'HOUDINI!!!'"

Steve: "She dumped you? Why?"
Joe: "I don't know, I thought it was pretty funny when I gave her The Houdini."

by Who Dini May 8, 2005

Houdini Haiku

The act of writing a haiku about performing the 'houdini' on your sexual partner. See Houdini for how-to steps or for what the Houdini actually is.

Houdini Haiku -

There was a wise man,
With this hilarious plan,
Spit, trick, and stick it.

by jtnasty July 29, 2009

Houdini

When you're having sex with a girl doggy-style in front of a window and she is tied down (this is important) and all of the sudden you tap out with your friend so now he is having sex with her and you show up in front of the window, on the second floor, in a three-piece suit and top hat. She gasps at amazement when you pull two rabbits, also having sex, out of your top-hat. The rabbits turn into confetti then you throw down a smoke bomb and disappear. At the exact same moment your friend runs out the door without her noticing. You high-five your pal in the parking lot and go for milkshakes. Then she wakes up...

Wow, you really pulled off a Houdini tonight boys! - Milkshake maker at your local pop shop

by m.night-shyamalamadingdong March 2, 2015

romantic horndog

noun.

one who will describe themself as such:

i love cuddles and sweet nothings and falling asleep in someone's arms....but somewhere in there will be sexual somethings and the sleep will probably be from exhaustion.

I love being wrapped in a lover's arms in post-coital glow, slowly tracing each other's face and bodies with soft fingertips.

But we'd be limited to that small action because it'd be the only strength able to be mustered after one hell of a sex session.

What can I say? we're romantic horndogs. we do this every night ;)

by prin May 19, 2007

Don't hump the Honda

To tell someone to be calm, or take it easy.

Don't hump the honda man, maybe you're mother likes it.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003