battle horny

Aroused by the thought of a great battle

Naruto was met with the sight of a battle horny gaara.

by Comictroll December 8, 2016

Go to horny jail

A phrase used in response to when someone is being excessively sexual on social media, particularly if it's in response to a post which has nothing to do with sex, or which really ought not to stir any sexual desire within anybody. The image that usually accompanies it is the meme dog Doge sternly hitting another dog on the head with a baseball bat.

"Hey look, I got bored in lockdown and did some concept art for this female character I think is cool."
"Damn bro she thicc"
"Dafuq bro, go to horny jail"

by falsetokaiba August 23, 2020

national horny day

National horny day is on April 16. Anyone can ask anyone for any sexual content (nudes) and/or actions.

Imma get her pics tonight. April 16 is national horny day!

by Hi.there.. April 16, 2019

Post Vax Horny

The COVID Vaccine side-effect that results in a highly elevated sex drive.

Ray: Hey man how are you feeling after getting the vaccine?

Mike: Feeling pretty good bro, I’ve been harder than a diamond in an ice storm...I’ve got the Post Vax Horny.

by TheCap419 April 24, 2021

horny water syndrome

A common disease that affects many male swimmers annually especially ones named Joey and Issac. Once the entire body of the swimmer is covered in water before practice, pool enzymes and proteins enter the body and increase testosterone by 700%. This allows even the ugliest of bitches to appear sexy.

"I wanted that ugly ass mom to sit on my face. I guess that was the horny water syndrome at work."

by Jellyman4000 May 16, 2014

horny nigga hours

The time of day between 12:30-3:00 AM when boys are extra horny and will hit up all of their hoes. Usually they ask for nudes and try being freaky.

Girl: Oop, four guys just snapped me.
Girl2: Look at the time, it’s horny nigga hours!
Girl: Of course!!!

by thiccbitch25 June 23, 2018

Post Drinking Hornies

A medical condition (not-yet-scientifically classified) whereby a person gets unusually horny following an epic drinking binge. Side effects include an uncontrollable desire for coitus and/or masturbation. This phenomenon is particularly unusual because the patient is generally suffering simultaneously from the normal side effects of overindulging in alcohol consumption.

One possible explanation for this is that the body is releasing large quantities of testosterone / growth hormones in an effort to heal the body from the effects of partying. This can also be referred to in short as PDH.

You go on a bachelor party vacation to Cabo San Lucus or Las Vegas. Say you drink Thursday-Saturday night non-stop. On Sunday, and possibly even Monday, you may feel extremely horny. This is what is referred to as "The Post Drinking Hornies".

by Water Bison July 23, 2013