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canada's history

the act of taking the Stanley cup, half of a rack of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and a syringe full of urine and placing them into a woman's vagina/anus.
"i gave Megan a canada's history last night, it was RIDICULOUS!"
"shit man a canada's history?! where'd you get the Stanley cup from?!?"
by richard swet February 11, 2010
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Canada's History

Once Canada failed to suck off Florida because not enough Viagra was used.
Did you hear that Shiela got all sloppy on Cody?
Yeah... she reenacted Canada's History.
by bowmand19852 February 4, 2010
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whig history

A biased interpretation of history justifying a particular point of view.
The defendant’s Whig history of what happened was a blatant attempt to justify their actions.
by Robert Mansour April 20, 2023
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Canada's History

A sex act only successfully performed once by Steven Colbert with Barbara Streisand's nose and lots of baby powder.
Yeah, he Canada's history -'d her REAL good!
by TheWorkman February 4, 2010
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history

Something you hang onto when your present is dismal
Man United is History FC. They haven't been relevant in years
by rudebwoydomo February 23, 2021
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History

Hym "You see how the media pundits operate yet, Andy? They act as a set of blinders. Like the ones you would place on a horse. Piers was trying to narrow the scope of the discussion so he can play cowboys and indians and steer the audience in a direction that allows his employers to shape the course of history. Get you to performatively condemn what happened and prevent you from contextualizing the events that took place. Oct 7th good or bad? Both. And neither. This is nothing more than a tool of ruling class self-preservation."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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History

Where people come from, and not where they are now. History isn't a fairy tale, it's ugly, not just the 1800s, but if you go back further than that, it was ugly before that. Trying to erase history or tell people they can't educate people about it anymore over sensitivity to it, or because it traumatizes people is silliness, and will not change the present.
You don't burn every copy of a book because it traumatizes you to read it, or you disagree with what's on the pages so that nobody else can read it either. You simply put the book down, read another one that doesn't offend you so much, and question everything you read, even if it's about the Civil War and slavery. What do you really have experience with concerning slavery? That was the 19th century, this is now 2021, nobody was alive back then to give a personal experience narrative of an event. It's a lot like an Italian guy saying he is still mad about his relative from ancient Rome being killed as a gladiator even though he didn't even meet the guy and never walked in his shoes. These are a couple thousand year old shoes he would be trying on. You would think the Indians would be the most outraged group in America over anything you can think on social media, yet you don't hear much from them, there's hardly enough of them left to have the kind of voice black people and every group that lives on their land (including white people) has nowadays. Yet every other group thinks their story matters that much more than the next (that includes black people) to the point that history can't even be talked about without somebody getting a sore ass over it.
by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021
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