by the real baxter rhythm heaven December 22, 2022
Get the hairy onionmug. the act of a woman giving a handjob with the help of her hair, obviously easier to do if the woman has hair of reasonable length. sometimes reffered to as "hairy Harry's" but may sound less desirable to heterosexual men
by tazzy2 January 1, 2014
Get the hairy Helenmug. by johnnyester February 19, 2019
Get the hairy nipplemug. When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.
Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016
Get the Santa's Hairy Laymug. by TheCreatorOfBigWhiteHairyBalls June 12, 2023
Get the Big white hairy ballsmug. The sexual experience in which a person performing fellation on another receives a face full of hair from the fellated person's hairy fat belly, aka spare tire.
Jenny was blowing this fat eastern European guy last night. She woke up today with all his body hair stuck to her makeup. But she says she's got a thing for hairy tires.
by spissatus February 16, 2019
Get the Hairy tiremug. Hairy Harem day (person one) welcome to the harem you live in a dungeon now and get new clothes every month
by among us sussy balls issaiah November 21, 2021
Get the Hairy Harem daymug.