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Ghost toast

Used to express the opinion or knowledge that a statement or belief is incorrect or purely lies. Often used as a playful and polite substitute for shouting 'bullshit'.

This originates from my mothers' explanation about the smell of toast in and around her home. It turns out that her new neighbours are spreading the notion that, because the street is built overlooking a British civil war battleground, the smell of toast is a remnant of the troops cooking breakfast before the battle a few hundred years in the past. In essence, the smell is described as being 17th century civil war ghost toast.
"All birthmarks on your body are from wounds received in previous lives" stated Linda.
"I'm calling Ghost toast on that one" replied Dan

I smell ghost toast

I'm not taking one more bite of your absolute ghost toast

That's utter ghost toast
by EarthFromObserver February 2, 2014
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Ghost Chip

A chip without a sauce or condiment, a worthless chip. Ordering an order of Nachos only to find that the cheese or condiment is not sufficient to cover the rest of the chips and thus ruining your meal
Hari told Vijay that he got a lot of "ghost chips" as a result of the sad amount of cheese in his order, thus rendering his meal inedible.
by WinkingLizard September 28, 2015
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houdini's ghost

An extension of the Houdini Shit. But not only does it leave no trace on the TP, but leaves the bowl empty.
I know I felt the poop come out, I wiped with no evidence on teh paper. When I looked in the bowl, there was nothing. I WAS VISITED BY HOUDINI'S GHOST!!
by SeaFoam2DMax July 28, 2006
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ghost fart

When someone farts, and there's no one to blame but yourself.. just blame the ghost.
Dude! What`s that smell?
It must have been a ghost fart.
by way cool B] May 19, 2005
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butt ghost

A thin pasty being that lives secluded in the deep of the anus
Butt ghost -- as in Chef you are a butt ghost
by Jon Dub February 24, 2009
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ghost

Peep sharp man..we're gonna have to ghost him if he keeps talking about us.
by Rune August 6, 2007
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Ghost Hunting

The act of masterbating rigorously in order to ejaculate on potential ghosts, leaving them covered in a white substance that sticks to the apparition, therefore, revealing any invisible ghosts.
"I would never have seen grandma again if I hadn't been ghost hunting in the abandoned old house."
by Heyjas08 September 30, 2011
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