Flat Tire

Flat tiring someone is when one man jerks another man off until he is no longer able to become erect for a certain period of time.

My pal gave me a flat tire last night!

by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025

Broomhead Flats

A majestic trio o’ high-rise palaces proudly scarring the skyline near Dunfermline city centre. These fine establishments boast a rare blend o’ Scotland’s top-tier scatter flats and semi-functioning jakeys, spread majestically across 11 floors. Famed for their panoramic vistas—best enjoyed mid-air—the red block remains the go-to departure lounge for any da who's lost a rammy wi’ the bairn’s maw. Fitba socks oan, roll-up hingin’ fae the gub, and a final ‘aw fuck this’—ye cannae beat tradition.

If ye've never seen a polis chase end in Broomhead Flats, have ye even lived in Fife?

by Red Rose UK February 17, 2025

Flat White to go

After having a coffee enema, anal sex is conducted until ejaculation, leading to a milk coffee coloured liquid spurting out of the anus of the receiver.

I was doing a coffee cleanse and one thing led to another and all of a sudden I had a Flat White to go all over the bed sheets.

by Atari410 February 24, 2025

flat cap man

Flat cap man is Ville Valo, the singer of the Finnish band HIM. He is called Flat cap man for wearing his signature Flat cap.

You: “Wanna see a new picture of Flat cap man?”

Friend: “Oh nooo! Yes! And he can have a flat cap party with us!”

by joeyisnotstupid March 2, 2025

flat universer

a physicist who thinks the universe has zero curvature based on measurements of the observable portion of it, and who does not understand the concept of local flatness of a topological manifold

Yo, that physicist thinks he has ruled out spherical and hyperbolic models for space. There goes another flat universer.

by Dr Q July 26, 2024

Flat up

When a bubbly liquid, like soda, goes flat

"I hate buying 2L bottles of coke, they always flat up quickly"

by philcagitz July 29, 2024

Flat is justice

It's true though. Flat IS justice, anyone who says otherwise clearly doesn't get the appeal. It's elegant, it's understated, what else can I say? No, I'm not trolling. I frankly don't care if not a single man in the world shares my preferences, flat is justice and that's a fact!

Imagine liking bouncy, buxom, full-figured breasts, like ew. Flat ass and tits are MUCH more elegant looking (not too flat though). Flat is justice.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 20, 2025