eating ass

a practice of eating and consuming the anus, mostly practiced by dumb fucks that want to die in a sexual way, eating anus may lead to sickness such as diarrhea, vomiting, dizzines and can lead to having different diseases and virus such as Ebola, SARS-CoV-2 and plagues.

dumbass: I love eating ass!!

by Pumpkin Pringles May 21, 2022

Eat the dinosaur

The act of a female, while wearing her panties, rubbing her vagina on her partner's face because of the stimulation from either the female's panties of her vagina, or both.

As James was about to come, his girlfriend took her jeans off, rubbed the crotch of her panties on his face, and she said to him "Eat the dinosaur"

by CrotchRcoket334 January 16, 2011

eat dinner

When you eat a girl out at night.

Person 1: Hey did you eat dinner yet?
Person 2: Yeah she tasted good!
Person 1: What??
Person 2: It's the most important meal of the day!
Person 1: I thought that was breakfast...

by PresidentSernieBanders July 15, 2016

eat branch

Another way of saying "blow job" or "giving head" or "suck dick" to give felatio.

I'm hanging out with this wicked pig tonight, She BETTER fuckin' eat branch.

by Bob September 16, 2005

eat dope

To clearly misuse marijuana-related slang to convey the act of smoking marijuana.

I'm going to pack this joint, then let's go eat dope.

by MisterRipper December 19, 2005

eating out

1.when you go out to dinner by yourself if ur a total ass, ith a group if u cant get a date or as a couple when the guy wants some.
2.when a guy bites or sticks his tongue in a girls pussy.

1 hey kristi, u wanna go out 2 eat and do each other when we get back?

2 i was eating her out so bad she was crying!

by sexxyladdy February 25, 2004

Eating a Taco

Offensive reference to Hispanic homosexual oral sex for money

Thosr pocho hotos are eating tacos for nada.
Pedro's on his knees eating a taco.
Eating a taco is protected activity under the Violence Against Homosexuals Act.
You can't eat a taco for nothin man.

by Bilyybud October 31, 2009