Off-seasonal Depression Disorder

The depression suffered during the part of the year when your favorite sport is not in season.

"Hey buddy, why you so down these days?"

"I have that thing... you know, Off-seasonal Depression Disorder. Baseball doesn't start again until April."

by AlgernonFTW September 21, 2011

derpression

falling into a depressed state from not derping enough or when you haven't derped in a while and then you over-derp yourself.

Nick: "Man derp is gayy you say it too much." Kevin: "You've fallen into a derpression, my friend. Get help now. Derp."

by eerisedsaysshutupkevin January 14, 2010

Depression

The point where you realize that all the differing opinions and thoughts of individuals are pointless and only make the world more muddled; The feeling you get when you find that having an open mind doesn't work all of the time; Realizing that people on the internet and IRL are complete retards and the likelihood of meeting a genuine person is very low.

People need to realize that stereotypes like Emo and Cynic and Idealist are fucking stupid and that they need to get over their overpowering need to classify things for the greater good. Depression is a natural human emotion, so stop devaluing things that matter (unless you want to be a goddamn automaton).

by SadDino March 22, 2011

depression

what i sink into every day.

billy sank into a deep depression after shooting the shiny liquid up his arm. billy then found that knives hurt when you rub the blade on your writsts.

by the cage September 23, 2003

chronic depression

when there is a severe chronic shortage, ie when a truck full of herb is stopped and anybody who could chop a peice is bunning their personal stash instead of selling it

after that truck full of herb got baited, half the town fell into a chronic depression

by gggaaaaa September 19, 2006

Depression

A term used by angsty teenagers whom were recently rejected by the ones they have had feelings for. A.K.A (Normies who feel a lil bit of sadness)

Megan wont talk to me anymore so now im going to go down a tunnel of spiraling depression

by RealNiggaAndar June 11, 2018

Depression

A word that a lot of 14 year old kids use when they want to fit in with a certain group, but it just makes them a laughing stock.

Hey Jimmy, is the depression getting to you again?

by my parents biggest accident April 6, 2021