Certified country is the type of country person that will walk in and kick your dog in the face and slap your old lady on her ass all with a beer in hand and Marlboro Red hanging out the mouth.
by Gracefully lady January 17, 2021
Get the certified countrymug. by Amanda1215 December 26, 2020
Get the Country Kitchenmug. by Broheno May 9, 2021
Get the TST Countrymug. The name of general marketing strategy geared toward the disassociation of Private Businesses, Public Works, and Local events/areas of some historical importance from the more well known regional title “The Illinois Valley” or “The IV” to its aforementioned name. Stemming from its association in some objective proximity with Starved Rock State Park. Said strategy noted to be very unfavorable with locals, promoted mostly by ineffectual business owners and small town pseudo-celebrities on social media platforms.
by Goobergobbler December 9, 2023
Get the Starved Rock Countrymug. by Anonymous172727227 April 9, 2022
Get the Country boymug. Bentley (in deep voice)
by Beannntly May 22, 2018
Get the Countrymug. A Discord server, owned and created by Polygon donut. because the original server had been hacked by a fucking roblox scam link
its cool server 👍😂😹
join it or i will bring you into pongon basement
its cool server 👍😂😹
join it or i will bring you into pongon basement
polynomer 1: man i wonder what happened before New Polynomers Country was created
polynomer 2 (10th member): nothing happened.
polynomer 2 (10th member): nothing happened.
by jarbedious jarmelious 2nd jr September 7, 2023
Get the New Polynomers Countrymug.