sicko chode

When you have a dick that is big enough to be, but small enough as well, a chode. Basically the perfect chode. Very few people have them, some are xxxtentacion, Micheal Jackson, Enzo Ferrari, Pepe, and, of course, Stan Lee.

"Young flame he a sicko chode"

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺丂卩卂匚乇匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ April 25, 2019

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Choding Around

When someone who works at Domino’s has a small penis and walks around the store doing nothing. Phrase coined by Bella S.

Look at Ian choding around, what a dyke.

by FuckBum August 31, 2019

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chode tea

The act of steeping tea adding some chode butter to it for the added flavor.

Hey Buddy how was that chode tea. It was great it had a nutty buttery flavor to it.

by Weezy76 October 5, 2017

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Honorary Chode

A very wide penis which is not by definition a chode due to it technically being longer than it is wide, but is still wide enough to the point where it's undesirable or appears stocky.

Girl: Look at how big my man's dick is!
Boy: (at first glance) wtf, that's a chode
Girl: That is not a chode. Shut up.
Boy: It's close enough. ... It's an honorary chode.

by eternalquake127 October 10, 2017

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wet chode

The accumulation of taint and ball sweat that transfers onto the tip of a phat wet chode.

Derek look at that Roberts wet chode! You can see the sweat through his pants, thats how you know he has a jumbo bulge.

by Md322nd May 8, 2017

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chode chowdown

a verbal dispute between two chodes that has the potential to turn physical under the right circumstances

Brad: You stole my girl and fucked my wife! If I had to fight someone it would be you.

Trenton: YOU WOULD NEVER FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE PUSSSY!

Nicholas: Brad and Trenton really need to calm down.

Chaz: For dur. If they go at it for much longer we may get to witness a little chode chowdown

by Captain Fox October 10, 2011

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