by SadBoiTimez March 22, 2022
Get the Cowboys don't crymug. Man wearing a cowboy hat while his female partner is holding his legs up and fornicating him with a dildo.
by StellaNaughtBerry October 2, 2021
Get the walk the cowboymug. by Cowboy Kentucky 93 April 27, 2022
Get the Cowboymug. The snow cowboy is jack. Jack doesn’t ride a horse he rides a bad ass 4wd avalanche that never gets stuck because us of the combination nations of the horse power of the truck and the sex appeal of jack.
Oh no my truck is stuck who should I call? Call the snow cowboy he can I’ll you out and get you pregnant in 5minuets.
by Laykes dad February 20, 2021
Get the Snow cowboymug. An individual, usually male, that attires oneself in Western Wear for the sole purpose of getting attention. Normally has no logical reason for said attire, as the individual in question did not grow up on a ranch, and did not have a career attempting to remain upright on an angry bull.
Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", other bars, or in major metropolitan areas trying to be "cool" hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".
Usually are going through an identity crisis and treat women like horse shit which they have never stepped in.
Identified by; cowboy boots, plaid shirt, t-shirt that has nothing to do with country at all, and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. Big silver belt, The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".
Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budlight" or "Budweiser" or "Coors".
Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", other bars, or in major metropolitan areas trying to be "cool" hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".
Usually are going through an identity crisis and treat women like horse shit which they have never stepped in.
Identified by; cowboy boots, plaid shirt, t-shirt that has nothing to do with country at all, and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. Big silver belt, The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".
Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budlight" or "Budweiser" or "Coors".
by Zkskwlcjdksldkck March 15, 2018
Get the Wannabe Cowboymug. by Profound Mercenary October 29, 2022
Get the Cowboy Bebopmug. A person who looks at legal goods and pays for as many as 50 items. He goes to an auction and makes 3x.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
Get the Auction Cowboymug.