happy hour

(1) n. A social gathering in Calhoun College that features free food, free arteriosclerosis, but no alcohol. None. (2) n. Another apparently unrelated event that is "happy" only because you just drank your way into oblivion for less than $9.
"Wow, that happy hour at Calhoun College was such good, wholesome fun!"

"Let's go to that other happy hour; I hear that there's alcohol!"
by hounSobriety October 21, 2006
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Real Nigga Hours

When you up at 3 am and you bang an ugly AF looking bitch.
I met up with that ugly ass bitch during real nigga hours. I aint about to let nobody see me fucking with that bitch.
by Vegas702 August 08, 2017
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5 hours 19 minutes

When a man does pushups and violently shits his pants as the song "still alive" from portal is playing in the background
Don't go to the 5 hours 19 minutes mark on portal radio loop 10 hours, it's very dangerous
by FlabbyPancakeSause January 23, 2023
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420 Miles Per Hour

When you're blazed as fuck and you only do things at your own speed.
"sorry i'm late bro, i had a joint before I left, now i'm going at 420 miles per hour"
by isitallovermyface March 03, 2017
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Emergency Sad Nigga Hours

emergency sad nigga hours is activated in the event it's not sad nigga hours but you must reflect on your actions, feelings, someone or something hurtful and or you are in fact, sad
E.S.N.G is relatively the same but for the people who can't wait for Sad Nigga Hours to come
Man 1 : my gf just broke up with me, it's sad nigga hours

Man 2 : it's not anywhere between 2 or 5 am, it's E.S.N.H.

Man 1 : E.S.N.H.?

Man 2 : Emergency Sad Nigga Hours
by Anon senpai June 20, 2018
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Puff Puff Power Hour

The Puff Puff Power Hour consists of the following:

A hit every 4 minutes throughout the hour
Edible every 20 minutes throughout the hour

The number of hits and edibles can be lowered or increased depending on the strength of the weed involved.

Usually a playlist is created and every song change signals the time to take the next hit.
Person 1: “Got a bunch of weed and edibles leftover from the weekend... What should we do?”

Person 2: “get the playlist, time for a Puff Puff Power Hour”
by mp4309 March 26, 2019
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4th Year Happy Hour

When medical students have non-stop happy hours during their last year of medical school since they actually have time to do things. It's part of the their ritual attempting to have real lives before residency starts.
These residency interviews are killing me. When are the 4th Year Happy Hours going to finally start?
by Pre1982Penny January 11, 2012
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