Brown Satchel 

Tying your large intestine around your penis and trying to take a shit. Usually done while having sexual intercourse with a partner but can be done solo.

Ayy boii lemme give yo girl a Brown Satchel
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Brown Satchel by E.M.R.T. November 6, 2012

brown mosquito 

A long squeeky fart. Kinda sounds like a high pitched mosquito sound. Must have great muscle control and concentration to pull it off

Whoa,sounds like there's a brown mosquito in here!

brown mosquito by brown_mosquito May 25, 2014

brown tears

1. A drop of brown fluid secreted by the anal gland and diffused between the brown-eye and butt-cheeks to moisten the anus and facilitate bowel evacuation.

2. A secretion of profuse tears that overflow from the brown-eye and dampen güche/sphincter and/or surrounding area(s).

Fuck me, after eating Mexican last night my brown-eye shed a few brown tears.

brown tears by Don McGueef May 26, 2014

brown horseshoe

whenever you shit a real long turd and it raps around the edges of the toilet

Came home from happy hour at Taco Bell and felt my 4 cheesy burritos trying to come out like lava. Went to the toilet, stood up literally 3 seconds after, BOOM, there lie a brown horseshoe.

brown horseshoe by shockalala July 19, 2014

brown cowboy

When a man is fucking his partner doggy style, he suddenly pulls out and rams his un-lubed dick into his partner's ass. He then grabs their hair and pulls it while fucking their ass. The goal is to see if he can stay in for eight seconds.

I was getting bored while banging my girlfriend last night so I pulled a brown cowboy.

brown cowboy by Nacho Cespedes December 1, 2014

Brown Turtleneck 

The way an anus looks when being stretched out by a man's penis.

This butt pirate was wearing a brown turtleneck all night last night!

Brown Turtleneck by Teh Duder December 2, 2014

Brownbacking

Verb - the act of bareback anal sex.

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I took a hot guy home for a passionate night of brownbacking.

Brownbacking by DEATHMAST3R5150 February 18, 2015