Storm Boner

The uncharacteristic giddiness of meteorologists when a major weather event occurs.

With all the earthquakes and hurricane issues, all the weather people are getting storm boners...

by Animalvader August 30, 2011

Insta-boner

A stiffy obtained merely from seeing a bangin chick.

Phil: "Dude, Denise gave me such an insta-boner last night!"
Connor: "Dude thats my mom!"

by Aakash P December 27, 2011

Piss Boner

An involuntary erection generally occurring upon waking in the morning.

Man, I was havin' this really vivid dream, but then I woke up with just a piss boner, y'know what I mean, man?

by kinsmed July 2, 2004

Boner Cramp

A sudden paroxysm in the penile region. Usually caused by: boner overuse, smashing it by girl riding you, having sex with a full stomach, dehydration.

TbKyle1: Rory: "I've just been stricken with a massive Boner Cramp"
Kyle: "shit dude, stick it in Jello"

by Krytos January 13, 2005

raging boner

when a man gets a boner and runs around his house breaking items with it, such as windows, lamps, and otherwise glass objects.

Guy 1: “yo what happened to your window bro?”
Guy 2: “man I got a raging boner the other night”

by your mother June 3, 2018

Boner Off

When guys compete to see who gets to fuck a broad, the guy with the longest and fattest dick wins

MOCO always wins the Boner Off!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

banner

Ridiculously great. Similar to the word epic, usually used to describe an awesome event or action.

Due to the massive amount of fresh powder that dropped last night the snow folks had a banner ski day.

by jason michael s January 27, 2009