Pecker Blind

To be "Pecker Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Pecker Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls on Twitter

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being to everyone; He's gone Pecker Blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

Prick Blind

To be "Prick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Prick Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls in their 50s who peaked in High School

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being to everyone; He's gone Prick Blind

by CassieWin November 13, 2023

Movies for the blind

Pornographic films of any genre.

Q: So what kind of work are you in?

A: I make movies for the blind.
Q: Oohh! And how is that going?

A: It's awesome! I really love my co-workers!

by Amish Bastard December 8, 2022

Blind Date

To have your dinner partner blindfold themselves while you spit caviar through a straw

"My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."

"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"

by That-Guy-Jerry December 16, 2022

blind phobic

To disrespect the blind, discriminatory language against the blind.

"Ima punch u, consent or not!!"
"Stop!! Thats blind phobic!"
-Val and Ash 11th april 2023 3:18pm.

by Ser3nn April 11, 2023

love blind

Love blindness is an emotional version of color blindness where a person interprets red flags as giant green just-fucking-go-for-it flags.

The term love blind was coined by Keeley Jones, one of those "they" that name stuff.

Keely proposed that she and Rebecca were perhaps love blind for ignoring so many red flags in previous relationships.

by SpockAwesome April 26, 2023

Child blind

When parents are so used to being around their children, they no longer recognize how gross and annoying they are.

Did you see little Charlie double dipping in the queso at the BBQ?
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.

by Thorgodofthunder93 May 14, 2023