Kill Yourself

A common phrase used when someone does something of a mild inconvenience to you.

Person 1: Fortnite Sucks!

You: kill yourself.

Person 2: "hey nerd, Nice shoes! 2001 called and apparently, something happened to the world trade center."

You: Kill yourself.

by harloold March 07, 2023

Kill yourself

What you should done/should've done/doing/trying for your entire life.

You should kill yourself

by Professional Etymologist November 27, 2024

KILL YOURSELF!!

a defintion created by the oppression from unknown sources. so just kill yourslef in any spelling.

Unknown source: " doing something incorrect"
Person 1: "KILL YOURSELF!!"

by RealNiggi Said That Shit. Gawd November 08, 2023

To Joey yourself

To Joey yourself.
To die in the most stupid way possible.

Guy 1: WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED!!!
Guy 2: he shot himself

Guy 1: MF THE GUN WAS *EMPTY!*
Guy 2: you should also try it
Guy 1: try what?
Guy 2: To Joey yourself

by Hi igor January 19, 2024

distract yourself

To frig yourself off

Don't go in the room while he/she/they're distracting himself/herself/themselves my goodness!

You look stressed!.... Perhaps you need to distract yourself

by Burmbly May 26, 2024

outdicked yourself

Like outdone yourself in dickishness. Means that you've been a total and utter dick. Not just a normal dick, but a jaw-dropping dick.

Person 1: oh man you fucked that hoe up the ass?
Person 2: shit yeah. Then I came on her face and kicked her to the curb
Person 1: shit bro, you totally outdicked yourself!
Person 2: damn straight dude.

by IkuraEater July 28, 2014

cleaning yourself

another word for beating your meat; jerking off

the people on omegle are always cleaning themselves/cleaning yourself

by Urmomistripplegaylmao December 12, 2020