godsbane yourself

Dragon's Dogma equivalent of commiting suicide. Literally thrusting a shortsword called "Godsbane" into your chest.
John: I was playing some Dragon's Dogma yesterday and accidentally romanced Feste bro.

Mike: Just godsbane yourself in front of him and uninstall dude.
by Berchewe October 12, 2022
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Go fucking hang yourself

When some asshole is irritating you so much, you want him or her to kill himself or herself via hanging.
Asshole: Fuck you fucking piece of shit.
You: Go fucking hang yourself you goddamn asshole.
by PhoenixGamer34 December 08, 2023
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Do-It-Yourself Store

I went to the do-it-yourself store and I bought a pair of shears.
by nissart3011 November 18, 2017
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plug yourself in

The act of placing your penis in your own asshole (fucking yourself). Office friendly way to say, "go fuck yourself!"
Travis, Bill, Aaron and Brad were being total asshats today at work, so I told each one to "plug yourself in!"
by SuperPower1 November 01, 2024
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Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED
Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED
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Shrek yourself

When you don’t want to say “fuck” or “shit yourself” and they still want to have some layers in them.
Shrek yourself! You’re a piece of Shrek!
by ShrekLord9871 November 16, 2023
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Go weigh yourself

Not having the sting that it used to, the need to replace the commonly used phrase; “go fuck yourself!”, has risen exponentially. Following the recent coronavirus pandemic and quarantine, people around the world have become more sensitive about their newly gained fat. Therefore, the phrase “go weigh yourself” has become more relevant and slanderous to the mass population.
After receiving a snarky comment from a peer, Sanjay muttered “go weigh yourself”.
by Nichols Kerr December 03, 2020
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