Kevin Baker

An American novelist and journalist.

Kevin Baker's middle book of the City of Fire trilogy, Paradise Alley, was the best of the three.

by rew1572 May 11, 2010

a baker

a lucky or fortuitous bounce or ricochet resulting in a better than expected lie on fairway or green

a lucky bounce "shit!...that was a baker!"

by andyrr July 31, 2011

Obedient Baker

When someone replies they'll do something in a sarcastic manner

Matt - Go fuck yourself
Sam - Okay I will
Matt - You 'obedient baker'

by daaaleisdav December 18, 2011

Hal Baker

A man who enjoys a good job as a top celebrity chef, but suffers from poor self masturbation. He usually gains help from a sibling or parent/guardian to finish the process of masturbation for him, up to the point of orgasm.

"He sure is a great cook but I've heard Johnny is a... Hal Baker."

by JackSimmons6754 December 30, 2011

Lucky Baker

Eating out a chick and discovering she's having a yeast infection.

Going down on a chick and finding this white pasty yeasty stuff down there and it's now on your tongue, known as the lucky baker

by viperpiper December 2, 2011

Sergeant Baker

A botched taper or fade haircut that looks like a military-style buzz cut.

Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.

Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.

Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.

Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.

by Vepa H May 31, 2013

Bearded Bakery

Slang term for a full pubis of hair around the vagina, and a play on the "bun in the oven" euphemism for pregnancy.

Janette is hairy down there and pregnant. She has a bearded bakery.

by nopenowaynohownever March 13, 2014