Bacon Legs

At the point where a steam roller crushes a persons legs to the hip. The steam that is applied to the rolling apperatis that comes into contact with the pavement and prevents pavement bonding to the apperatis sears the humans bipodals which tends to create a distinct smell which is usually refered to as smelling like bacon. This term is refered to as Bacon Legs.

Looker-onner # 1 -
"That taxi driver's flattened legs sure had the arroma of some fine bacon legs."

Looker-onner # 2 -
"It was so arrousing, yet I lust for a BLT samich."

by Nelson76 November 2, 2006

gerbil bacon

the meat you cut from a gerbil and eat with hot sauce raw

piece of bacon but like 2 inchs big thats gerbil bacon

by cory dawson April 25, 2007

Skank Bacon

A non vulgar term used to create humor when talking to friends.

Your a skank bacon.
Your mom is a skank bacon.

by Joshua Ashlock November 20, 2007

Makin Bacon

something that is full of fat...not hott. totaly fat.

Did you see all that fat oozing off the makin bacon? that is so gross, so not HOTT.

by sillygirl June 24, 2004

Canadian Bacon

The best fucking thing ever

Me:I FUCKING <3 CB(CANADIAN BACON)

by SDI Clover April 15, 2010

Bacon Bopper

When you take raw bacon, wrap it around your willy, and then go to town like it's going outta style.

Guy 1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy 2: I was such a bacon bopper dude!
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Guy 2: Ya know, when you take raw bacon, wrap it around your willy, and then go to town like it's going outta style.
Guy 1: Oh that... I LOVE THOSE!!!

by Bounte Boy June 28, 2010

ass bacon

1. clutz, a real jerk.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.

1. Dude, you are some serious ass bacon.

2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!

3. Jeff Goldbloom.

by Trav's party July 2, 2006