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How did Genesis know that?

GOoOoOoOoD DAMN! GOD DAMN! HOOOLY SHIT! He clapped him!
Hym "OOOOH SHIT! 'Especially if you're still going to miss!?' OH MAN! That was brutal! That was brutal. If you weren't clearly a plant sent to destroy me I would praise you for that! Holy shit! 'How did Genesis know that?' Oh shit the slavery thing too! Oh, God damn! Retraction: The Jews can enlsave the Jews. That's allowed but they have to let them men go. That was brutal. That whole debate must have looked like that memed scene from Dragonball Z where Goku slaps the shit out of Frieza. That was something. And what's interesting is how Dinesh kept appealing to HOW THE BIBLE IS BEING USED rather than what it actually says. That's Jordan Peterson's entire position actually: I'm using the bible for 'Good,' therefore, I am justified in using it instrumentally and reading my desires for other people's behavior into the book, post hoc. But damn! That was rough."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2024
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did a Wulzy

To spill a drink out of someone’s hand. Usually with a plushie
Wulzy typically does this, therefore the action is named after him.
"I just did a wulzy to that girl named juniper twice!"
by zloothra June 17, 2024
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The truth. Brenton Tarrant didn't do anything wrong
Also vote Donald Trump now
Yo have you heard of the Australian man that did something wrong in a mosque in New Zealand?
Brenton Tarrant did nothing wrong
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The truth. Brenton Tarrant didn't do anything wrong
Also vote trump or you will only be able to attract women with stinky vaginas
Did you hear of that Australian man that did something wrong to a mosque in New Zealand?
Brenton Tarrant did nothing wrong
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Did

I never did it outside of my role as a missionary.
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...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.
Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024
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How did he get the gun?

"HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN!?" ~ Lib-tard
Shit-lib "HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN? GuUuUuUuNs BaAaAaAad!"

Hym "It was his father's gun. He could have just bought a gun. My father has a gun. I could get a gun today. Why would he not be able to get a gun?"

Shit-libs "NO ONE should be able to get a gun."

Hym "Yeah, there it is. Well, they can. They have a right to have them. He didn't do anything wrong UNTIL HE PULLED THE TRIGGER so there is no way to stop him from getting the gun. The only thing you can do to stop that from happening is by stopping yourselves from being a piece of shit. And you can't. It's so deeply embedded within you it's impossible. You're not EVER going to take the right to own a gun. Ever. It isn't ever going to happen. We all have a firm grasp of the causal chain leading up to the shooting. It isn't phantom craziness. It's your own cognitive dissonance that is the problem here. So... You know... Eat shit. Get shot by the people you bully and die."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2024
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