Rachel

Absolutely useless person who is flaky and unreliable. Rachel will manipulate you deliberately and strike where it hurts.

She’s not stupid, but she’s not smart either. She is jealous, toxic and materialistic. She will 100% of the time choose money over loved ones.

Person 1: hey can you call Rachel and ask her to pick up the kids?
Person 2: if you ask Rachel they would never get picked up, she’s about as reliable as using pull out for birth control; and she would know how reliable that is.

Person: is Rachel coming into work today?

Person 2: Rachel called off because because her brother has a planters wart.
Person: she called off for what?

by Glendamartinez362 November 28, 2021

rachel

Rachels are beautiful and caring people, they are kind and loyal. Rachel is artistic and has her own style with painted rainbow ceilings and mural's on the walls. Rachels make amazing mothers and are very family focused. They also like to see the good in everyone and will listen to other peoples troubles and give good advice. Rachel's are especially well matched with Josh's and if found they will live a long and happy life together

See that Rachel... what a great mum she is
Have you seen Rachels house? Its amazing

by cosmicgypsie November 30, 2021

Rachel Botha

Rachel Botha is like an inside joke that never gets old, like sunshine on a rainy day poking through clouds

Woah check Rachel Botha, that's a real knee slapper that one!!

by KneeSlappee February 20, 2024

Rachel

Rachel puts on a face for others and acts like their friend until they become her friend. Once she has you under her manipulative control, she unleashes her utter cunty-ness. She does this because of her inability to be alone or face confrontation. Rachel is the type of girl that will date a guy then talk about how she wishes she fucks other guys. She plays the victim 98% of the time rather than stepping up to the fact that she is the problem. Her only redeeming characteristic is that she is smart, but she uses it to manipulate others to her advantage. Rachel speaks horribly to her mother and will call her names and manipulate her until she gives her money. She makes up sad backstories to further place herself as the victim in her life.

“Yo hows Rachel doing?”
“Who gives a fuck.”

“Rachel just told me that she wishes she could vicariously live trhough my hook ups…”
“Isn’t she dating someone?”
“Literally yeah… who gives a fuck.”

“Hey Rachel! Where are you going tonight?”
“Going to hook up with some guy I met on Tinder.”
“Aren’t you still with your boyfriend?”
“Yeah, but I need to hook up with this guy to see if I love him.”

“Rachel is a bitch lowkey.”
“I think you mean highkey.”
“Yeah, but who gives a fuck about her.”

by Elodythecat March 19, 2024

Dirty Rachel

The act of pissing yourself in bed when your too lazy to go the toilet

I was well drunk when I got in last night I couldn’t get up so I just pulled a dirty Rachel

by JMTHEMYTH March 25, 2024

Rachel Yinolang

Rachel yinolang is like one of the only people to have the last name yinolang, isn’t that cool? So if you searched this, you DEFINITELY were searching for the Rachel I’m talking about. She laughs like this “هههههههههههه”, has likes the anime’s mob psycho 100 and Saiki k, and plays volleyball. And has bangs. Very cool very funny and smart, likes to flip and rip tarts.

Jarmie: who is that?
Ava: Oh, that’s Rachel Yinolang.

by Yurpledoodle October 4, 2025

Rachel

To embark on multiple ambitious tasks under the appearance of spontaneous motivation (“doing a Debbie”), yet with full prior awareness that assistance will soon be needed. Distinguished by pre-emptive planning for help and a strategic approach to delegation.

“I started decluttering the attic but already messaged my sister for backup — definitely doing a Rachel.”

by CrustyJuggler95 October 14, 2025