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jizz cuh

a down ass hoe(woman wanting sex) who is aroused sexually when her partner gets sperm in or around her mouth
Damn i hope that DiJinay is a jizz cuh, i am really down to cum in a hoe's mouth tonight!!! Hope she doesn't catch the clap...
by todd anthony March 15, 2008
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jizz rifle

Ones Penis, Normaly Fenidishly Large In Size
Wow, You See That Jizz Rifle, He Could Impregnate A Whale With That Thing
by alexxxisme December 14, 2008
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Jizzed Up

Term for really excited in Papa Leone's speak. To become stimulated, impationed, exhilerated, or exuberant
I was really jizzed up to see that hot asian girl's titty!
Person 1: dude did you see that titty?
Person 2: Yeah, i was all jizzed up! i love seeing titties!
by Doseph April 19, 2011
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Jizz Muffer

Someone who cleans the back room of an adult shop arcade.
by Tom Foote August 1, 2008
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Jizz Lobotomy

While receiving oral, the man (at the moment of climax) pulls out and stuffs the tip of the penis (urethra) in one of the female's nostrils to let the load loose.

Bonus points - Egyptian Lobotomy - Only achievable with an exceptionally thick load...removal of the load looks like a step within the Egyptian mummification in process - pulling out the brain through the nose...
Last night I pulled the Jizz Lobotomy on my girl... Cleared out her sinus problem in one shot!
by Dewyz1100 January 12, 2011
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Jizz - Tastic

a girl who is very very sexy and looks amasing e.g has a nice ass smile big tits and a nice face/body
dude did you see that girl suzie shes so fucking Jizz - Tastic
by matt little AKA Jizzy April 2, 2007
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throat jizz

1.(n) The mucus on the back of one's throat. Called throat jizz because of its jizzlike creamy qualities.
im coughing up good things.. and it feels a little better.. but every couple hours its still alittle sore and hurts. Damn throat jizz!!
by Luvnuts March 4, 2003
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