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No Work Minute

The minute in every twelve hour period (on a 12-hour clock) where work cannot be found.

Thought to have originated with 404.
Management was not pleased to discover that the no work minute had made its way into the office building, but what else could we do every day at four minutes after four; there was no work to be found after all.
by Kapelteta February 4, 2010
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Work chicken

Work chicken is a game, played at work where two or more players try to avoid doing anything to do with their job. The last player to stay idle wins.
"It's so easy playing work chicken with Cal, he's such a tool!"
by PluckyJoe July 17, 2014
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Working Bee

The illusion of work conducted by a crew under the influence of a captain in an alcoholic state.
A working bee must be completed prior to summer shenanigans aboard the captains boat
by Captain My Captain... October 13, 2014
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work twin

A person who started working at a company on the same day you did. These are people with which you feel a specific type of kinship because you came into this (work) world on the same day.
James and I are work twins. We both started working at Initech on the same day seven years ago.
by Mydaho October 24, 2017
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Working Hour

1. (n) A pop rock band from Indianapolis, IN named after a Tears For Fears song.
2. (adj.) Used to describe anything with a similar style to the band - usually referring to their prep-rock appearance or emotive song content and willingness to make grand gestures for a loved one's satisfaction.
2. "That sweater vest is very Working Hour of you."

or

"Mike was so into Katie he went all Working Hour on her and made her a miniature house; it took him four years and she didn't even like it."
by TellyRide77 September 18, 2009
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working the boobs

As a women's weakest point is her chest, the best way to fight one is to repeatedly punch her breasts. For maximum effectiveness, punch with a steady "1,2,1,2" rhythym.

*CAUTION* does not work well with large breasts. Your blows bounce off and you are hit with recoil.
Alex: What are you doing to that girl spencer?
Spencer: I'm working the boobs!*POW! KerBIFF! BOING!*
by Xander Nelson October 15, 2007
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Doin Work

When someone masterbates at there work place.
Man, I was so bored today at my job I took 15 and straight up started doin work in the cleaning closet.
by Kansas City Shuffle January 30, 2009
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