the Wicker Chair Theorem

People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.

(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)

Me: Where is the TV?

My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.

Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!

by tiffany0128 May 21, 2011

pooty wick

When a tampon string hangs out

Damn did you see Lolita's pooty wick hanging out of her shorts?

by winklies June 2, 2015

black wick

The act of pouring melting wax in the butthole of one's partner, while said partner spreads each cheek.

Hey man, has your girl ever given you a black wick

by @OrtizChris December 3, 2016

freezy wickets

Cold outside, freezing cold, sucks to be outside, nice way to say it's fucking cold.

Berrrr its freezy wickets out here!

by Itsssmeeee December 6, 2016

snibbley wicket

A weird thing that someone shouldn't have done. Usually used while yelling angrily to fully pronounce all syllables.

Josh: Why did you put three layers on the build?
Jack: I don't know.
Josh: Its a snibbley wicket!

by jjcrf16 December 19, 2016

lindow wicker

The opposite of a window licker. Intelligent, smart,witty.

Anthony definitely isn't a lindow wicker.

by You already know me May 21, 2017

georgia wickett

Someone who is amazing and loves boys, she's shy when you first meet her but she is really nice when you become friends, she's good at kisses and loves seeing people and loves looking after kids. All ways be with or have a Georgia wickett.

Wow Georgia wickett is amazing I'll never let go

by McSlothy August 2, 2017