by Dick battling space unicorn December 06, 2010
boy: the girlboss unicorn sparkle squad probably so weak. LMFAO
girlboss unicorn sparkle squad: stfu stinky hoe *GIRLBOSS KICK*
boy: *dead*
girlboss unicorn sparkle squad: stfu stinky hoe *GIRLBOSS KICK*
boy: *dead*
by mikannnn_ December 19, 2021
i was crying in fear, the vampire then licked my cheek, then muttered, unicorn bait, i'll have fun with youu, fucked me, and then drank from me.
by damonissexy;) August 08, 2010
when two guys and one girl are engaged in sexual activity. the men must wear strap-on "horns" (head dildos) and they double penetrate "down there" so its like riding a unicorn. afterwards she collects the magical "unicorn tea" (jizz) and they have what is called a unicorn tea party.
This is correct, however it doesn't answer the central question of what the unicorn tea party actually is (ie what they do with the unicorn tea". From the above definition one would surmise that they sat around and drank it like tea, but the assumption couldn't be farther from the truth.
Once the tea is collected, it is put into a very large metal spoon, this is typically held by the woman. One of the men will take a lighter and heat the bottom of the spoon until it begins bubbling. At this point the second man will take a syringe and pull the heated liquid in. The next and final step is to inject a pet cat in the tail. (this can only be done if one of the party has a pet cat).
This is correct, however it doesn't answer the central question of what the unicorn tea party actually is (ie what they do with the unicorn tea". From the above definition one would surmise that they sat around and drank it like tea, but the assumption couldn't be farther from the truth.
Once the tea is collected, it is put into a very large metal spoon, this is typically held by the woman. One of the men will take a lighter and heat the bottom of the spoon until it begins bubbling. At this point the second man will take a syringe and pull the heated liquid in. The next and final step is to inject a pet cat in the tail. (this can only be done if one of the party has a pet cat).
by putrifiedwalrus March 25, 2015
by Fluffy Dinos December 27, 2015
by zopeylopey December 16, 2021
A unicorn-tailed soft bottom is a person who is a designated bottom in the furry community. This individual will insert a soft-tailed butt plug into their anus and engage in sexual activities, mainly double anal penetration.
p1 - "Hey Gerard! Did you hear about Dillon? He's a UTSB!"
p2 - "That furry faggot? What's a UTSB??"
p1- "He's a unicorn-tailed soft bottom now, he likes to wear butt plugs with fancy tails on them while getting ass fucked by his friends."
p2 - "That furry faggot? What's a UTSB??"
p1- "He's a unicorn-tailed soft bottom now, he likes to wear butt plugs with fancy tails on them while getting ass fucked by his friends."
by professor plums August 19, 2021