dirt road nap

When you fall asleep while driving and end up in the ditch.

I was really tired today after work and I decided to take a dirt road nap on the way home.

by Ohhboii April 18, 2019

time nap

the act of traveling through the space time continuum via smoking marijuana and entering sleep mode on a comfortable surface. time travel usually doesnt surpass a few hours because then its just considered sleeping.

i just smoked a bowl and am prepared for a time nap.

by kronmasta173 November 06, 2010

Crosswalk Nap

n.

A method of suicide. The act of laying down in a crosswalk hoping an oncoming car will help you sleep for a long time.

I was tired of living, so I took a crosswalk nap.

by HST Wannabe March 26, 2013

Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

Mexican Nap

Taking a shit so righteous its considered giving anal birth; and then preceding to take a life changing hibernation session afterwards.

Has anyone seen Armando? He said he had to take a shit but its been a good hour.
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!

by ItzNotor1ous September 20, 2023

sadness nap

When you sleep to forget Your sadness/pain.

I felt so bad that I had to take a sadness nap.

by Telils January 18, 2016

poop nap

when you're exhausted at work and pass out inside the construction site porta potty

I think Bob's takin' a poop nap again

by unklebob 666 June 08, 2024