by SanchoFromRancho September 14, 2013
Get the go number twomug. Shit, or the action of shitting. Usually used in military circles in reference to the seven classes of supplies
by CJPK November 9, 2007
Get the class two downloadmug. To smack up someone up so badly that their neck hurts from the whiplash. Common term among the online poker community.
thanks stupid
wow, you just aren't very bright are you?
I mean, I SMACKED u up
damn bro,
I gave you the one two teddy
does your neck hurt?
from that whiplash
I am gonna leave the table now
with your money honey
thanks for the contribution
you are a pal
wow, you just aren't very bright are you?
I mean, I SMACKED u up
damn bro,
I gave you the one two teddy
does your neck hurt?
from that whiplash
I am gonna leave the table now
with your money honey
thanks for the contribution
you are a pal
by Microstakes May 16, 2008
Get the One Two Teddymug. A man who can not handle sexual interaction for a long period of time. Resulting in premature ejaculation.
Son of a Bitch Cheryl, that guy last night was a two pump chump.
My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.
Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.
My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.
Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
Get the Two Pump Chumpmug. by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008
Get the Two Fingers Deepmug. The principle that things will work themselves out according to their natural conclusion. Belief in Two Coins Law represents a belief in a deterministic universe that complies with the laws of physics.
Named after the plastic whirlpools at tourist attractions where a coin is placed in a chute in either side and allowed to spiral down to a hole in the bottom. If one understands that the coins will do like that, one has grasped Two Coins Law.
Named after the plastic whirlpools at tourist attractions where a coin is placed in a chute in either side and allowed to spiral down to a hole in the bottom. If one understands that the coins will do like that, one has grasped Two Coins Law.
"The food at this restaurant was awful! I should have known when I saw how dirty the place was."
"Sorry bud, Two Coins Law."
"Sorry bud, Two Coins Law."
by Autocratic January 26, 2010
Get the Two Coins Lawmug. Two-bit is from early american times when money was sperated in "bits" equal to about 12.5 cents a piece, a common price for alot of items was two-bits, or 25 cents. Thus, an old-fashoined way of identifiyng someone as a 25-cent whore.
A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you, buddy?".
The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore." "Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"
"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"
The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore." "Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"
"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"
by Cody Stratton May 26, 2005
Get the two-bit whoremug.