Twitter

The section of skin on a female between the Twat and the Shitter.

Tw-itter

Alan, "Audrey, you've left a load of pubes in the pan again"

Audrey, "No I haven't, I shaved my axewound in the shower before we went out"

Alan, "You neglected the Twitter again, didn't you Audrey!"

by Dirtylocks Jackson May 9, 2020

bitches on stan twitter

They’re problematic hoes that don’t have any sleep routines

“you don’t wanna turn into bitches on stan twitter, they crazy yeeesh”

by satansbible May 10, 2020

Twitter Dyslexia

When the tweet you planned to post goes past the character limit, then you cut, change and edit, so you can fit it into one tweet. After you post it, you realize you left in/out a random word or had text/punctuation in the wrong place that makes it sound weird.

"By the time I realized my twitter dyslexia, people had already liked and re-tweeted it"

by trutherbotnet May 17, 2020

Twitter

That piece of skin between the twat and the shitter. Aka the {taint}

Did you get any on your Twitter?, or "did you shave that Twitter yet?"

by Lill D May 21, 2020

Twitter Bomb

When someone jumps into your Twitter conversation, nastily tells you what they think of your points, can't deal with your patient replies, and quickly exits with "I don't have to put up with this! Blocked!"

Like a photo bomb, they are uninvited, and leave a disfigured image ... a timeline with blank comments where there's used to be, so that your replies look like you're talking to yourself.

I was arguing why a particular religion wasn't so great when this guy Twitter Bombed me, called me a racist, but couldn't explain what was racist about what I'd said, so eventually blocked me.

by ronmurp May 27, 2020

twitter shagger

The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.

Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.

There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.

Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"

Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."

by Prof. Wilhemina F. Whopington June 12, 2020

Twitter Twilight Zone

A zone of unreality and imagination , where every person and ideology exists , and they all hate you

Man that ideology doesn't exist dude , it's just a Twitter Twilight Zone.

by Tzeentch June 17, 2020