tool

a complete faggot that says some stupid shit

Bob: Yo look at this awesome picture!
Fred: YEAH YEAH PICTURE.....SHMICTURE!!!HAHAHAH
Bob: fuckin tool

by jon burgandy May 28, 2006

tooled up

to drink numerous shots of different varieties in 1 location then proceed out to plunder women

We all got tooled up at Slick's house then hit the town to smash some sluts.

by Marrowpants March 17, 2009

tool

person who does idiotic things, then tells others about them, and they laugh and call the person a "tool"

Farballs, you tool

by Jobo Farbo April 13, 2003

tooling

The act of listening to the band Tool.

I was tooling on a Friday night.

by Toolfan April 11, 2008

tool

a stupid Jock named, Matt Donovan of Vampire Diaries.

Matt Donovan is a the biggest tool, and is also known as Captain Cardboard

by Mrs Niklaus The Orginal Wife June 15, 2011

toolbag

Congressman Ron Paul.

Haha, Ron Paul has proposed 620 bills to the House of Representatives, and only four have ever made it to a vote on the House floor. What a toolbag!

by Mitt Santorum-Gingrich January 11, 2012

toolbox

when a bunch of tool's are gathered in one area.

oh man, its like a toolbox out there!!!

by #yeahididjustdothatBA December 4, 2010