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glass bottom boat

when you wrap someone's face in plastic wrap and then shit on them
that girl let me glass bottom boat her, man i love shitting on people.
by stephanieboat February 17, 2007
mugGet the glass bottom boatmug.

glass bottom boat

the REAL definition:
when you put saran wrap on your chest and someone takes a shit on it and you flip the saran wrap into your face

people have ACTUALLY done this... and i have no idea how fecal matter is sexually stimulating but whatever floats your boat i guess... i made a funny.
dude 1: yea cassy gave me a glass bottom boat..
dude 2: you sick fuck.
by bitchshitcuntfuck October 3, 2008
mugGet the glass bottom boatmug.

Shrimp Boat Captain

A term you use to call someone stupid/retarded. This refers to the famous Forrest Gump, who was retarded, and was the captain of a shrimp boat.
Fred: Tony backed into a parked car again...
Brian: What a shrimp boat captain.
by bri0n January 15, 2008
mugGet the Shrimp Boat Captainmug.

glass-bottom boat

Jerking off underneath a glass coffee table while some slut drops trow and shits over you, onto the table.
by Talking Goat June 20, 2003
mugGet the glass-bottom boatmug.

deep sea boating

The act of motorboating a females lady parts.

Best performed after a shower, or else you could be dealing with a low tide situation, which is never good. It is advised to NEVER go deep-seaboating during a red tide. You have been warned.
That chick is so hot I would totally go deep sea boating on her right now, I'm serious, I would love to go Deep-seaboating on those waters.
by captain pfbfbfbf January 8, 2014
mugGet the deep sea boatingmug.

Glass Bottom Boat

When you shove a gerbil up into your anal cavity (asshole) followed by a clear beverage glass or jar, as to trap the gerbil inside, but provide him/her with a spectacular view.
Friend 1: "Dude!! That poor gerbil!!!!

Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"

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by Eskorpija May 20, 2016
mugGet the Glass Bottom Boatmug.

Boat god Scenic

The god of boats lives in minecraft. He makes stream until he disappeared he checks on his discord. nut then he just disappeared. we made a grave for him. our lord scenic wont come back to stream.
Hello everyone
Scenic is boat god

Boat god scenic is boat god

ready for the raid?
by Germanempire25000 July 11, 2020
mugGet the Boat god Scenicmug.

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