dick in brain

When someone thinks too highly of themself.

“Betty I know you think I’m hot.”
“Jesus Chad, get you have dick in brain syndrome.”

by zzawesomeness June 5, 2018

Brain dead

Dylan

Person 1: Bro who’s brain dead?
Person 2: Dylan

by A cat with human ears October 12, 2020

brain brothers

1. Two people who think alike
2. Conjoined twins connected at the skull

1. "Wow, I was thinking of pepperoni too! I guess that makes us brain brothers!"
2. "Being connected at the skull really sucks. I wish we weren't brain brothers."

by Steven Stamper, Billy Bozell December 31, 2008

Boy brain

When a guy says some outworldly primal shit that can only be construed as an act of machismo.

This guy was telling me of how it's his dream to die in WW3. What kind of boy brain shit is that?

by Mattricide June 12, 2019

Corporate Brains

When a person’s ability to critically think has declined in such a way they are only capable of identifying primary colors and understanding information in a visible trend line.

Pro Tip:

if you didn’t hit whatever metric goals Corporate Brains 🧠 set...just use a green colored scheme for presenting the numbers and make the background a bunch of upward direction diagonal lines. They’ll think you’re great 👌🏻

by ThornyRose December 22, 2020

vampire brain

1. (noun) a type of brain which functions best when the Sun is out

2. -ed (verb) to have planned or thought of at night time ONLY.

3. -ed (adj) a person who has vampire brain; a person who functions best at night; a person whose brain shuts down when the suns comes out; a genius at night

Examples:

Don't talk to Harry in the morning, you won't get any good ideas from him. He has a vampire brain.

"That movie was soooo awesome! I heard it was vampire brained."

The vampire brained girl panicked. She was running out of time, the sun was about to rise and her article wasn't finished yet.

by SlightlyBipolar August 13, 2011

foreskin brain

The foreskin creates electrochemical signals that are communicated to much of the body, including the brain. Information about sensitivity, arousal, compassion and the importance of physical touch. Circumcised, they are all nonexistent or at least minimal.
There exists similar information at a website search for “penis brain” by wordpress.com but, I’m afraid it neglects to mention the equally important and powerful part that a healthy foreskin play’s in sexual and mental health.

The foreskin brain is key to sexual intercourse being a fully humane experience and not just an organismic relief.

by Restored2019 May 26, 2020