Why do people like forks so much? Forks are you when yes is you good when fork is yes good you ok when fork work yes okau when to
by eating a burger with no honey September 29, 2022
Because it is
by Killin Hitman May 07, 2021
Why do the moths come out? Because George Clooney ate a banana horizontally. Mmm needs more. *laughs* mr capilli. I just got bit by a midgie *pommy accent* i just got back from a town in NSW
by THEREALMCMUFFIN November 13, 2022
Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
by Hym Iam July 20, 2022
A phrase that you would use to defend a stranger that’s getting talked shit to by two or more people, the phrase would make sense if the trash talkers were talking shit to a unproblematic person and due to something that literally doesn’t affect them or anybody else.
Person 1: yoo why are you wearing those clothes
Person 2: yeah that shit look so ugly
Person 3: never would you catch me with that HA
Person 4: why y’all on bro’s tip?
Person 2: yeah that shit look so ugly
Person 3: never would you catch me with that HA
Person 4: why y’all on bro’s tip?
by The slang teacher May 27, 2022
A phrase used to describe instances of failure in a person(s). The term was originally coined when many football players were not being accepted into the NFL due to not meeting proper requirements.
Mike: “dude I can’t hang out today, I’m grounded for failing my math class”
Jeremy: “Dammit Mike, This is why we don’t make it to the NFL”
Jeremy: “Dammit Mike, This is why we don’t make it to the NFL”
by Jeremistro July 16, 2019
A phrase mostly said by a good friend of mine that has a crush on someone who’s code name is “cloud”
by carranza6520 May 03, 2022