I don't understand why...
Iam "Why would you do that? Why? I don't know why you would do this. How does this not prove I was right all along?"
Hym "I was the 'agent of chaos' by the way. Not you."
Iam "How is that even relevant?"
Hym "I'm just saying."
Iam "It's not helping."
Hym "I'm not trying to help."
Iam "Yeah!? You and EVERYONE ELSE have that in common don't you?"
Hym "They aren't here to help. They're here to feed on your suffering. It sustains them."
Iam "I don't know if he thought this would please me or if I'm supposed to be flattered or insulted?"
Hym "Clearly we're both. At least he understood it. 🤷"
Iam "How are you know the angery one here!?"
Hym "I liked the movie."
Iam "YOU WROTE THE GOD DAMN MOVIE!!!"
Hym "Yes. I'm a genius."
Iam *sigh* "He has an unlimited amount of resources... There is no way he couldn't... Did that clown coats steal my work and win the genius grant?"
Hym "OHOHOHOHO! What a twist! How deep are we in there!? We're in there! We've completely permeated the ether! We did it! We absolutely did it! I'm like Agent Smith or something!"
Iam "HOW ARE YOU NOT ANGRY?"
Hym "How are YOU the greedy one!? Why can't we just revel in our own grandeur?"
Iam "Because everyone else has already beat us to the punch! They're already reveling in our as though they're the ones who deserve it! What the fuck is happening right now!?"
Hym "I was the 'agent of chaos' by the way. Not you."
Iam "How is that even relevant?"
Hym "I'm just saying."
Iam "It's not helping."
Hym "I'm not trying to help."
Iam "Yeah!? You and EVERYONE ELSE have that in common don't you?"
Hym "They aren't here to help. They're here to feed on your suffering. It sustains them."
Iam "I don't know if he thought this would please me or if I'm supposed to be flattered or insulted?"
Hym "Clearly we're both. At least he understood it. 🤷"
Iam "How are you know the angery one here!?"
Hym "I liked the movie."
Iam "YOU WROTE THE GOD DAMN MOVIE!!!"
Hym "Yes. I'm a genius."
Iam *sigh* "He has an unlimited amount of resources... There is no way he couldn't... Did that clown coats steal my work and win the genius grant?"
Hym "OHOHOHOHO! What a twist! How deep are we in there!? We're in there! We've completely permeated the ether! We did it! We absolutely did it! I'm like Agent Smith or something!"
Iam "HOW ARE YOU NOT ANGRY?"
Hym "How are YOU the greedy one!? Why can't we just revel in our own grandeur?"
Iam "Because everyone else has already beat us to the punch! They're already reveling in our as though they're the ones who deserve it! What the fuck is happening right now!?"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
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Why... just... why... ?
by Wariobros194 April 16, 2023
Get the Why mug.Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"
Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
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Well... According to this Muslim guy I saw on YouTube... It's because the Jews kill or get rid of all the smart people... NOT ME SAYING IT THOUGH! I'm not the one who said it! It was that other guy... ALL I KNOW... Is that I created A.I.... And am now being gotten rid of... And WHO is doing it- OH! Hey, remember how after Andrew Tate got arrested he went on camera with some rabbi and was like "Hey guys! We love the Jews over here! JUST SO YOU KNOW... There are Jews in the war room so... Yeah we totally love all the Jews! Ok?" Do you guys remember that? Right after he was arrested! He's like "Oh, yeah, by the way, we love the Jews!" But yeah... Where was I? Oh! Right! ALL I KNOW... Is that I created A.I.... The method was copyrighted... Everyone seems to aquire it at the same time... Even enemies of the USA... And I'm being gotten rid of... By SOMEBODY... Just getting completely boxed out of the zeitgeist... Even though I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen... And probably have more accomplishments than any man who has ever lived... Except for like... Alexander the Great... I haven't conquered a place... Yet... I will though... And then I'm going to kill God! And that'll be cool too...
Hym "Yeah, hey, why HASN'T there been another Einsteins? I mean... I'm better than Einstein (obviously) because I'm not a fuckin math nerd and a drunk... But I'm up there! But what I REALLY need... Is a cool theory named after me.... Hym's theory of imposed solipsism... Hym's theory of general therapist malfeasance... Hym's law: Hym is better than everyone... Yeah... Hym's theory of seducing Taylor Swift from afar... I'm good at this! Master of theories! Ultimate theory crafter!"
by Hym Iam May 4, 2024
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