Secret Squirrel

having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser

What a secret squirrel that guy is!

by Swoned.com August 7, 2003

squirrel

A unit of measurement in which you use when you have no idea of what the measurment actually is.

(1) "I'm to lazy to read the graduated cylinder so lets just say its a squirrel of hydrochloric acid."

(2) (person1)" how much have you benched today? " (person2)" a squirrel."

by Dooostin December 14, 2006

Squirrel

A girl that is always lookin for the nuts!!

DAYYYYYUUMMMM dat squirrel is mine tonight!

by Taylor C May 3, 2007

Squirrel

Combination of PCP and marijuana, sprinkled with cocaine and smoked; or marijuana, PCP, and crack combined and smoked.

(a.k.a. Ozone, Steak & Eggs)

Last night we laced a woolie blunt with PCP and rolled a squirrel.

by Soleezy April 14, 2009

squirrel tail

This is the term for the thin line of trimmed hair on a woman's pubus or pussy. It is a little thicker than a landing strip.

When I pulled off her panties I was pleasantly pleased to see she had a nicely trimmed squirrel tail.

by Bill Bliss December 25, 2004

squirrel

the scream of someone who is in the middle of apex durring sex

"ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh SQUIRREL!"

by Dooba! February 4, 2003

squirrel

1: a nazi rodent
2: a nazi rodent my ex girlfriend is training to take over the world
3: something that will eat your strawberries

fucksake it ate my strawberries then it took over my world =(

by Basemaster General October 17, 2003