spit fish

When you spit into a fish's booty hole and then cook it

I spit fished this floppy boy.

by Spitfisher May 3, 2018

spitting the tables

(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them

person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much

by cat-hahahhahaha October 22, 2023

Spits

The act of giving or receiving oral sex

“What’s good with you I need some spits”

by Jaybandzz August 17, 2019

spit the juice

To "get at'' a female or male.

Im gonna go spit the juice with that girl over there.

by Dat nigga Tee February 7, 2020

Spit Valve

A Woman who cannot seem to swallow semen. She spits it out.

"Hey man did you know Morgan is a major Spit valve?"

by Kozcup May 19, 2016

worm spit

Part of the house that is a little wormer than the rest.

Hey, I just found a worm spit over the heat vent.

by ChrisPixel January 26, 2015

Spitting Anal

When you ejaculate in a female's asshole and it projectile launches back at your chest

"i just came in ur ass"
"here have it back, time for a spitting anal"

by Mylifeisfuckedup May 18, 2017